I was standing outside the theater waiting for the valet to bring my car around when I met this great looking guy.  I assumed he was waiting for a valet also.  We smiled at each other and started conversing.   I mentioned how much I enjoyed the holiday concert tonight and went on to say how I love the theater and the opera and all the other exciting entertainment available in our city.  This guy impressed me by being such a good listener.  I tend to go on and on once I get started on a subject I am enthused about.  I mentioned all the local museums that I patronize and especially raved about the Art Museum, which I am a member of.   I mentioned that I usually get my tickets through a website that sells the best priced tickets around for the hottest events and concerts.  I started having thoughts of this handsome guy taking me to one of these special events.  Just when I was thinking of a way to hint about him and I going out, I heard a little gray-haired lady calling,” Jeff, where were you so long?  I bet you were in that bar drinking again instead of picking up your old Mama”.  I guess Jeff wasn’t interested in the theater; he was just there waiting to pick up his Mother.